Wanton Noodle by venitha

It's somehow appropriate that on this very rare day that I actually spoke in person to my father, a retired English professor who can quote Chaucer so you understand it, I later noticed this sign.

Jim's been torturing me with really bad wanton noodle jokes for what seems like hours, and now he asks, "Are there any good wanton noodle jokes?" Let's hear 'em, folks!

venitha